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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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O xerife local estava procurando um substituto, então Gomer - que não era exatamente o prego mais afiado no balde entrou para tentar o emprego. "Tudo bem", disse o xerife, "Gomer, o que são 1 e 1?" "11" ele respondeu. O xerife pensou consigo mesmo: "Não foi isso que eu quis dizer, mas ele está certo." "Que dois dias da semana começam com a letra 'T'?" "Hoje e amanhã." Ele ficou surpreso novamente com o fato de Gomer ter fornecido uma resposta correta que nunca havia pensado em si mesmo. "Agora Gomer, ouça com atenção: quem matou Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer pareceu um pouco surpreso, pensou um pouco e finalmente admitiu: "Não sei". "Bem, por que você não vai para casa e trabalha nisso por um tempo?" Então, Gomer foi até o salão da piscina, onde seus amigos estavam esperando para ouvir os resultados da entrevista. Gomer era exultante. "Foi ótimo! Primeiro dia de trabalho e já estou trabalhando em um caso de assassinato!"