Question

fala sobre o esporte de natação tipo características objetivo e etc em inglês

Answer 1

Swimming is a sport that consists in opening your butt as large as possible inside a pool, and absorving the most water you can, then, the competitors aim their asses to each other and shoot all the water while farting, the thing that makes it cool is that the competitors stand in pillars 1000 ft from the ground that is covered in spikes by the way.