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Cobrança
Ela abriu a janela e ali estava ele, diante da casa, caminhando de um lado para outro. Carregava um cartaz, cujas palavras atraíam a atenção das pessoas que por ali passavam: "Aqui mora uma devedora".
― Você não pode fazer isso comigo ― protestou ela.
― Claro que posso ― retrucou ele. ― Você comprou, não pagou. Você é uma devedora inadimplente. E eu sou cobrador. Por diversas vezes tentei lhe cobrar, você não pagou.
― Não paguei porque não tenho dinheiro! Esta crise...
― Já sei ― ironizou ele. ― Você vai me dizer que por causa daquele ataque lá em Nova Iorque seus negócios ficaram prejudicados. Problema seu, ouviu? Problema seu. Meu problema é lhe cobrar. E é o que estou fazendo.
― Mas você podia fazer isso de uma forma mais discreta...
― Negativo. Já usei todas as formas discretas que podia. Falei com você, expliquei, avisei. Nada. Você fazia de conta que nada tinha a ver com o assunto. Minha paciência foi se esgotando, até que não me restou outro recurso: vou ficar aqui, carregando este cartaz, até você pagar sua dívida.
Neste momento começou a chuviscar.
― Você vai se molhar ― advertiu ela. ― Vai acabar ficando doente.
Ele riu, amargo:
― E daí? Se você está preocupada com minha saúde, pague o que deve.
― Posso lhe dar um guarda-chuva...
― Não quero. Tenho de carregar o cartaz, não um guarda-chuva.
Ela agora estava irritada:
― Acabe com isso, Aristides, e venha para dentro. Afinal, você é meu marido, você mora aqui.
― Sou seu marido ― retrucou ele ― e você é minha mulher, mas eu sou cobrador profissional e você
é devedora. Eu avisei: não compre essa geladeira, eu não ganho o suficiente para pagar as prestações. Mas não, você não me ouviu. E agora o pessoal lá da empresa de cobrança quer o dinheiro. O que quer você que eu faça? Que perca meu emprego? De jeito nenhum. Vou ficar aqui até você cumprir sua obrigação.
Chovia mais forte, agora. Borrada, a inscrição tornara-se ilegível. A ele, isso pouco importava: continuava andando de um lado para outro, diante da casa, carregando o seu cartaz.

1. Observe a estrutura do texto:
a) Qualéotítulo?
b) Otextoéconstituídoporquantosparágrafos?
c) Quem é o autor do texto?

2. Em relação a essa crônica, marque com um (X) as afirmações corretas.

( ) O narrador é personagem, ou seja,
participa da história.
( ) O narrador é observador, ou seja, apenas relata um fato.
( ) Possui poucos personagens.
( ) É um texto narrativo.
( ) É um relato pessoal.
( ) A variedade linguística é a padrão.
( ) A variedade linguística é a não padrão.

3. Releia o primeiro parágrafo.
O que estava escrito no cartaz que o homem carregava?

4. Releia o quinto parágrafo.
Qual era o problema do homem?

5. Por que a mulher não pagava a dívida?

6. O homem não para de cobrar a mulher e ela reclama. Releia este trecho do texto:
“― Mas você podia fazer isso de uma forma mais discreta...” Releia o 16o parágrafo.
Por que o homem decidiu escrever um cartaz cobrando a dívida da mulher?

7. Qual é o nome do homem que cobra a mulher?

8. Qual é o grau de parentesco que existe entre o homem e a mulher?
( ) São irmãos.
( ) São marido e mulher.
( ) São pai e filha.

9. O que a mulher comprou que deixou o homem endividado?

10. A mulher insistiu para que o homem entrasse em casa, pois chovia muito, mas ele não quis. Qual foi a decisão do homem?

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