Question

Alguém bom de escrever histórias em inglês pode me ajudar? Pode ser grande não tem problema

Answer 1

It all began with a man called Squid, and a man called Big Fausto.
Squid is known to be a great leader, who once won the battle for Australia. Big Fausto, on the other hand, cared only about money and his show. Squid after the end of the First War for Australia, Squid and his compatriots went to prison for treason, while Big Fausto continued his business.
It all changed though, when both Squid and Big Fausto fell in love with the same woman: Ana Maria Braga. Big Fausto thought he got this, because he has lots of money, while Squid is in jail. Squid, then, developed a plan to escape from jail with his compatriots through a carefully dug hole.
When Squid escaped from jail he realized that Big Fausto was about to marry Ana Maria Braga, so before they both could make their vows, Squid shot his gun at Big Fausto.
Squid then realized, though, that he accidentally shot the love of his life instead, so he fell to his knees, and Big Fausto started a meatstick fight with him to settle it for once and for all. Squid ended up losing his pinky finger during the fight (also his foreskin(sry)).
Ten years later, Big Fausto had a son with another woman, and Squid got into jail again, forever. Big Fausto's son was named "Despascito".

Only tears remain.